(awkward silence)

i was going to write about how pissed off i get when people say “get over it”, as if that’s some kind of helpful advice instead of being aggressively dismissive.  and how it’s like telling some who tripped not to fall.  and then make some kind of vague threatening statement along the lines of “i’ll [...]

the littles rules for having sex

(particularly for topping (women)).  see i closed all my parens there. 1.  she must be enjoying herself as much as she possibly can at every second 2.  you are supposed to make her come as quickly, intensely, and as many times as possible.  until then, you have failed.  if you don’t fulfill rule 1, you [...]

books i wished i owned used paperback copies of

- bad monkeys and set this house in order by matt ruff – all over creation and my year of meats by ruth l ozeki – dave barry talks back and dave barry is not making this up – harry potter book 5 (i think it’s the order of the phoenix) that is all.

what i have bought on ebay most recently (i am my mother)

$4 – 16 2″x6″ velvet samples in a rainbow of colors $3.25 – 1 yd or white organza, 27 5″-square samples of a rainbow of colors $10 – 7 cathy comic books $2.50 – 100 tiny ziplock bags $5 – a sample of this moldable plastic for reasons that will remain unspecified $3.75 – 144 [...]